The World According to Jeff

1. People Fight Enough Already.
-- Cut it out. Just talk.
2. If It Were Easy, Everyone Would Do It.
-- Real progress takes work.
3. Marketing Is Rape.
-- Stop messing with brains!
4. People Are Generally Good.
-- (mostly due to self-esteem issues)
5. People Are Generally Smart.
-- And in crowds, even smarter.
6. People Will Do What You Let Them.
-- If you have an objection, SAY SO.
7. De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum.
-- Or "It came to me in a dream."
8. The Quality of Our Thought Is Only As Good As The Quality Of Our Language.
-- The language is just too rich to swear.
9. If You Need To Get Drunk...
-- ...change your life, not your biochemistry.
10. All Perspectives Are Valid.
-- (After all, this isn't The World According To YOU)